Blue Gatorade

Cowboy

I had the best sex with myself last night
I left myself panting!

This Cancer

I am encapsulated
in an indiscriminating
ivory castle.

Der Artiste

This is me, the guy who draws this crap.

Turn This Mother

This mother: don't make him turn it out.

Classy As Fuck

You have any idea how hard it is for a guy to do that with his left hand? It is dang hard.

Heavy Make Up

"what the fuck happened to your legs, alien girl"
"oh not much some asshole just hit me with a car"

What the Fuck

Agnbd fyh

I won't trip,
I ain't sick for you hoes.

Disclaim

I will be posting one sketch a day from now onwards.

Cool as hell.

Thinking of Hot Dogs

Please print this picture out and tape it to lots of things.

Then send me pictures

(to masturbate on).

Sneakers

These sneakers are hella tight
as they say

Abraham Damien Luciferincoln

Abraham Lincoln was a president of the United States.

Tonsils

He is angry because someone's foot is kicking his text bubble.

Pickle Pirate!

AT-AT vs Stormtrooper

Buddha Elephant

Sloorch

Dead Alien

Ouch Robot