Cartilage Head

based on Cartilage Head from Achewood

Oh The Humanity

Scalpel

Tits and an Axe

that's what I call this one

Executioner

I really shouldn't listen to
Poison The Well
when I'm high

Gypsy

Pigeons

You're Sure

Sorry about the dark splotches and weirdness of these more recent pictures: my sketchbook got soaked with vodka and the pages aren't flat anymore. Kind of a bitch to scan. It's almost done though, so no worries.

Mental Plague

Grope

oh baby
you're
my sweetest
antichrist

Hey!

Sorry for being late. Having shitty family circumstances and drinking heavily. I'll catch up, but it'll be a week or so.

Watch out for snakes.

Ouch, Little Buddy!

Bucket Boy

Box Cutter

Baja

There's a special place in my heart for Hello Kitty bandaids

Thank you, Lisa

So these kids I know were hanging out by a gazebo the other night all pretty baked and one of them told a joke about Santa Claus, which brought the conversation around to when everyone stopped believing about Santa, at which point she looked up and said

Naked Brunch

Fuck Your Millenium

This dinosaur is so pissed off

Deus Incognito

You can click it
to make it
bigger!

In fact, you can
do that
to all of these
pictures!

Hello Kitty

Cocaine Mojo

Blue Gatorade

Cowboy

I had the best sex with myself last night
I left myself panting!

This Cancer

I am encapsulated
in an indiscriminating
ivory castle.

Der Artiste

This is me, the guy who draws this crap.

Turn This Mother

This mother: don't make him turn it out.

Classy As Fuck

You have any idea how hard it is for a guy to do that with his left hand? It is dang hard.

Heavy Make Up

"what the fuck happened to your legs, alien girl"
"oh not much some asshole just hit me with a car"

What the Fuck

Agnbd fyh

I won't trip,
I ain't sick for you hoes.

Disclaim

I will be posting one sketch a day from now onwards.

Cool as hell.

Thinking of Hot Dogs

Please print this picture out and tape it to lots of things.

Then send me pictures

(to masturbate on).