Rock Music

Ampersand

Dry Smell

check this one out on a shirt too, soon.

That Gaping Stare

System of Belief

This Ass

Playuhz

Imagine Chris Rock saying that.

Kicked Out

Self Pro-tip

H,c Porneau

It's A Vagina Robot Destroyer

Bellyache

And You Howl

Hookuhz

Fuckin' Messed Up

For the next huge dump of sketches, imagine me looking like this the whole time:

Fallout 3, guest print

Courtesy of my associate Kurt.

Predatory Enamel Cockworm

Your Life Ends

Keep an eye open for the stenciled tee shirt version, will post it soon.

The Wormcocks

My band.

God of Threat

Political Incorrect

Sometimes I think this is what everyone else looks like inside their heads.

Get Ok Fucked

Police Cock

Whatever happened to disrespecting officers of the law?

Oooooops.

Forgot I was a blogger.

Would you like this?

front and back


I'm offering the front page of my last drawing pad I finished, containing sketches, words, and captured thoughts stained with vodka, blood, and tears from living in Germany for the latter half of 2009.

Want it? I'll mail it.

Why.

Pussy?

Finished Pad

This drawing pad has been finished.
Hope you've enjoyed it.
Future drawings will come from my new one.

Books Underfoot

Breeze Lifting

Star-Spawn

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Cartilage Head

based on Cartilage Head from Achewood

Oh The Humanity

Scalpel

Tits and an Axe

that's what I call this one

Executioner

I really shouldn't listen to
Poison The Well
when I'm high

Gypsy

Pigeons

You're Sure

Sorry about the dark splotches and weirdness of these more recent pictures: my sketchbook got soaked with vodka and the pages aren't flat anymore. Kind of a bitch to scan. It's almost done though, so no worries.

Mental Plague

Grope

oh baby
you're
my sweetest
antichrist

Hey!

Sorry for being late. Having shitty family circumstances and drinking heavily. I'll catch up, but it'll be a week or so.

Watch out for snakes.

Ouch, Little Buddy!

Bucket Boy

Box Cutter

Baja

There's a special place in my heart for Hello Kitty bandaids

Thank you, Lisa

So these kids I know were hanging out by a gazebo the other night all pretty baked and one of them told a joke about Santa Claus, which brought the conversation around to when everyone stopped believing about Santa, at which point she looked up and said

Naked Brunch

Fuck Your Millenium

This dinosaur is so pissed off

Deus Incognito

You can click it
to make it
bigger!

In fact, you can
do that
to all of these
pictures!

Hello Kitty

Cocaine Mojo