Sneakers

These sneakers are hella tight
as they say

Abraham Damien Luciferincoln

Abraham Lincoln was a president of the United States.

Tonsils

He is angry because someone's foot is kicking his text bubble.

Pickle Pirate!

AT-AT vs Stormtrooper

Buddha Elephant

Sloorch

Dead Alien

Ouch Robot

Hitman

Infernal Throne

This skull is high

Pew Pew Kaboom

Zombie Pirate

I'm Soup

Rare Steaks

I got hit in the head by a pigeon today.

His wounds are fucking begging for comfort

Comfort. They're fucking begging for it.

Another Political Commentary

The Turnip WALKS!

Coming soon to theaters near you.

Ugly

Asian Girl

Say Anything

I want to know your plans.

This Motherfucker

I can't bring myself to draw pants on him.

Prosetylizer

Cursed God

And with infernal diction, I will announce thee thusly:
I'm your
cursed
God.

Rasta Eel

up and down like arcs of rampant lightning

Oh Shit!

like an icycle

Oh Fuck!

Star Power

Political Statement

Of the holy child
Cure the plague

Cinderella's
Big
Score

I'm taking a turn
but it's not for you or I
rather for those around
who do not stare, but
certainly - care

Mega Man

Expansive